Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc keychain

This is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc, but not the one Pixar wants you to remember. This is ‘budget cuts at Monsters Incorporated’ Mike. This is ‘lost a bet to Sulley and now has to commute without legs’ Mike.  He’s hanging off my bag like he’s clocking in for a shift he is absolutely not qualified for, smiling through the pain with one giant eye and the confidence of a man who believes he still has full mobility.  Pixar gave him legs. Life took them away. Yet here he is, living his truth, clinging to a pink Coach pouch like it’s the only thing keeping him from emotionally unraveling.  He may not be scaring kids anymore, but he is inspiring the masses. Proof that even when life knocks your legs off, you can still show up, swing your tiny arms, and pretend everything is fine.